lolfuckyou

i think call me maybe is the new rickroll

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 


It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

lightning

reallyl0vely:

                       the kiss comes like
                      lightning I travel all
                     the way up the
                    bolt to the cloud
                   and let my
                  lips tingle               and
                part from yours wet like
              one      hundred thousand
                          raindrops the
                        feeling violent
                       like the fog
                     over the city
                  and you
                taste
                    like 
                 elec
                tri
              ci
            ty                                   enough to shock my tongue
                                                                               like earth. 

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monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*

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sanfran:

rachelayne:

sanfran:

why does all the good stuff in life cost so much

I didn’t know happiness and love had a price

calm down gandhi

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